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Work Smarter...May 27, 2011. Glendale Cemetery, New York, New York "Gonna be honest here," I said, shaking the dirt from my suit, "Really didn't plan for the resurrection spell to take this long." "ZOMBIE!" shouted the priest who had been talking about the dead guy in the grave next to mine. He grabbed a shovel and clouted me in the head with it. "If you could not do that, yeah, that'd be great." He did it again. "I really don't appreciate-" He did it again. I grabbed for him and, on a whim, bit his neck. Not something I'd normally do, mind you, but you must understand clawing my way out of the cold earth was an exhaustinWork Smarter...
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Chapter the First"All I got to say on the subject is as follows, 'fuck it,'" said the squat little dwarf as they walked into the tavern. "Got a way with words, don't ya?" replied his elven compatiot. Starting an entirely unrelated topic the dwarf asked, "Drunkeness?" "Lots of it." Meanwhile, in a less well lit corner of the bar a dark haired woman stared at everything all at once (including sevral spaces behind her) with a perfectly measured amount of distain. Her waitress came over with something like the fifth stein of mead and was greeted with, "How come none of these sombithcin' sombitches have bought me a drink?" "The same rChapter the First
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Inside the Fire From the start he was bound to be evil. It wasn't his choice to make, ultimately, that belonged to God. For beyond a shadow of a doubt the deity knew he would be ill fated, and did nothing to prevent him from walking his dark path. No doubt he fought hard against the growing malevolence in his heart, but that was one of only four battles he was ever fated to lose. More tragic than any of the other wars he could not win, I think, is the war for the soul of one Devin Sparks. It also happens to be the first. Devin was a small girl, not eveInside the Fire
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Nightmare The guests in the restaurant above are German, so I can only assume the plopping sounds coming from behind me are cheese, vomit and beer. Probably all at once. Hopefully it won't drift this far down stream. Me and my wife are under the restaurant, wandering semi-aimlessly through the boxy catacombs, most of which are flooded with toe deep and strangely crystal blue water. The only light comes from the restaurant above and reflects like glimmering ghosts upon ourselves and on the walls. It's actually quite beautiful. As I climb down through a drainage channel into a room only aNightmare
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- Current Residence: Rossville
- Interests: Nerd stuff.
- Favourite movie: Can't decide.
- Favourite band or musician: J. Cash.
- Favourite genre of music: Whatever's quality.
- Favourite artist: xkcd.com guy
- Favourite poet or writer: Dr. McNinja guy, I guess.
- Operating System: Vista (NOOOOOOOO)
- Shell of choice: Blastoise
- Skin of choice: My own, I guess
- Favourite game: RE4
- Favourite gaming platform: 360
- Favourite cartoon character: Deadpool
- Personal Quote: No, you cannot have the bacon!
- Tools of the Trade: MS Office
- Website: http://www.myspace.com/valthon
- Email: caleb@rock.com
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I think I'll wear my heart on my sleeve cause I'm tired of not being able to breathe.
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I think I'll wear my heart on my sleeve cause I'm tired of not being able to breathe.
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I think I'll wear my heart on my sleeve cause I'm tired of not being able to breathe.
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